🤯 How to Ditch a Dweeb Who Won't Scoot: A Texan's Guide to Legally Removing the Unwanted Guest! 🌵
Howdy, partner! So you've got a situation, a real pickle, a bona fide hang-up on your hands. You opened your heart, and more importantly, your home, to someone who was, let's face it, totally welcome at the time. Maybe it was a buddy, a cousin, or that person you met once at a BBQ who claimed they just needed a "place to crash for a minute." Well, that "minute" has turned into a month, the free-loading is reaching legendary status, and your patience is thinner than a slice of deli ham. You want this person gone, and you want them gone yesterday.
Hold your horses, though. This is Texas, and while we value our property rights more than a good brisket recipe, we also follow the law. Trying to physically drag 'em out or tossing their beat-up suitcase onto the front lawn? That, my friend, is what we call a "self-help eviction," and it's a massive no-no—like wearing white boots after Labor Day. It can get you sued faster than a jackrabbit on a hot tin roof. We're gonna do this the Texas Two-Step way: slow, deliberate, and absolutely legal.
Step 1: Figure Out Who You’re Dealing With: Guest or Guerilla-Tenant?
This is the big kahuna. The whole process hinges on whether the person crashing on your couch is considered a simple guest (a "trespasser," in the technical sense, after you've asked them to vamoose) or a bona fide tenant.
1.1 The Casual "Guest" Status
If they've only been there for a hot second (like a few days to a week), haven't paid you a dime for rent or utilities, and definitely haven't gotten any mail at your address, the law might still see them as a guest who's overstayed their welcome—a trespasser.
Pro Tip: If you just let 'em stay out of the kindness of your heart, and they've been there a short time, you might be in the clear to move to Step 2. But be warned: if they claim they live there, the police will likely say, "See ya in court, pal," and tell you to get a formal eviction.
1.2 The Dreaded "Tenant" Status
Did they fork over some cash for utilities? Did they offer to pay "rent" to you? Have they been there for weeks or months? If you've got an oral agreement—which counts as a lease in Texas, y'all—where they pay you money or services in exchange for staying, they're probably considered a tenant-at-will. This means they have legitimate tenant rights, even without a signed paper lease. This is where you have to take the long road.
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Step 2: The Soft Sell - Giving Proper Notice to Vacate
If you're dealing with a tenant (or the police think you are), you gotta give them a formal eviction notice. You can't just yell, "Get out!" as they’re trying to microwave a Lean Cuisine.
2.1 The Classic Three-Day Notice
For most standard Texas evictions, you must deliver a written Notice to Vacate with at least three days' notice. This notice is a serious legal document, not a note scribbled on a napkin!
It must clearly state you want them out.
It has to demand they leave within three days (unless your non-existent "oral lease" agreed to something else, which, let's be real, you probably didn't).
You need to deliver it legit. That means either giving it directly to them, mailing it certified, or taping it on the inside of the main entry door. Don't be sneaky!
2.2 The Non-Compliant Guest (The Trespasser) Route
If they are a clear-cut trespasser (no money exchanged, short stay, etc.) and they refuse to leave after you've asked them nicely, you can try calling the local law enforcement. You'll need to explain the situation—that the person is a guest who was asked to leave and is now trespassing. But remember: if they pull the "I live here" card, the officer will almost certainly tell you to go file for eviction. They don't want to play judge and jury.
Step 3: The Big Guns - Filing a Forcible Detainer Suit
If your unwanted housemate is still chilling on your leather recliner, laughing at your polite (and legally required) notice, it’s time to head to the Justice of the Peace (JP) Court. This is where you file an eviction lawsuit, which is officially called a "Forcible Entry and Detainer" or "Forcible Detainer" suit.
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3.1 Paperwork Palooza
You'll need to go to the JP court in the precinct where your property is located. This is where you fill out the Petition for Eviction form. You’ll be the Plaintiff (the cool property owner) and they'll be the Defendant (the stubborn squatter). You gotta fork over a filing fee—which is way less painful than having them eat all your premium snacks.
3.2 The Court Date Rumble
Once filed, the court serves the unwanted occupant with a citation (official paperwork), and you get a court date—often within 10 to 21 days. Show up! Dress nicely, bring copies of your Notice to Vacate, any receipts, any communications, and be ready to tell the judge your story. This is not the time to be shy. The judge will decide who has the right to possession.
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Step 4: The Finish Line - The Writ of Possession
Let’s say you knocked it out of the park and the judge rules in your favor. Score! The guest/tenant has a few days (usually five) to appeal the decision. If they don't appeal and they don't pack their bags and skedaddle, you are now authorized to ask the court for the final, heavy-hitter document: a Writ of Possession.
4.1 The Final Countdown
The Writ of Possession is a court order that authorizes law enforcement (the local Constable or Sheriff's Deputy) to finally, legally, and forcibly remove the person and their belongings. You get the writ, pay a fee to the Constable's office to execute it, and they will go to your property.
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4.2 The Constable's Grand Entrance
The Constable is required to post a 24-hour notice on the door. This is the official last warning. After those 24 hours are up, the Constable will come back, meet you at the property, and physically oversee the removal. This is the one and only legal way in Texas to forcibly remove an occupant who won't leave. You, the property owner, must never do the physical removing yourself. Let the pros handle the heavy lifting and the liability. That’s the Texan way to stay out of hot water!
🛑 What NOT to Do (Seriously, Don't Be That Guy!)
DON'T change the locks.
DON'T cut off utilities (water, electricity, or internet for that matter!).
DON'T take their stuff and throw it out on the curb.
DON'T use physical force against them.
Any of these moves are illegal self-help evictions, and they can lead to major fines and lawsuits against you. Stick to the script, stay legal, and you'll be fine!
FAQ Questions and Answers
How to Start the Formal Eviction Process?
You start by giving the person a written Notice to Vacate, typically allowing at least three days, then filing a Forcible Detainer suit at the local Justice of the Peace court if they don't leave.
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Can I Just Call the Cops to Remove a Guest Right Away?
If the person has only been there a very short time and has never paid rent or contributed financially, law enforcement may remove them as a trespasser. However, if the person claims they live there, the police will usually instruct you to go through the formal eviction process to avoid stepping into a civil dispute.
What if the Person Damages My Property on the Way Out?
You can file a separate lawsuit, usually in small claims court, to recover damages, lost rent, and court costs. The eviction suit only decides who has the right to possession of the property.
How Long Does a Texas Eviction Take from Start to Finish?
A typical, uncontested eviction can take anywhere from three weeks to over a month, factoring in the notice period, the court's scheduling, the hearing, the appeal period, and the final execution of the Writ of Possession. Patience, partner, is key.
Can I Turn Off the Water or Electricity to Get Them to Leave Faster?
Absolutely not. Turning off utilities is a prime example of an illegal "self-help eviction" in Texas, which can result in you owing the tenant penalties of one month's rent plus $1,000, attorney’s fees, and court costs. It's just not worth the risk.
Would you like me to find the contact information for your local Texas Justice of the Peace court to get the ball rolling?
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